There are some types of people out there in the world that I will simply never understand.

People who eat cream cheese and jelly sandwiches. People who eat cream cheese period. People who don’t like The Office. And most importantly, people who wear sunglasses inside.

I rarely get my nails done, one because the money and two because I try to avoid being around all the moms in my town. Here is why.

I walk in this morning, hoping and thinking that I would be the only one there, considering I walked in two minutes after opening. But no, of course not. Why would anything that I want actually happen?

I get plopped down next to this woman. Who may very well be the nicest woman on the planet. However, I can’t help but judge the book by its furry cover.

She was wearing sunglasses. Not on the top of her head, but on her face, along with a long, black fur coat. I’m just wondering where she thinks she is and if she was maybe confused.

As my mom always says, “take your coat off; stay awhile!” ESPECIALLY if you are indoors and getting your nails done. My god.

What makes matters worse is her manicurist sneezed and she didn’t say bless you. You know who did? ME. BECAUSE THAT’S THE POLITE THING TO DO.

This is why we can’t have nice things. Or why I can’t have nice looking nails. I cannot DEAL with people.